Weight

Did you ever notice Triathletes volunteer way too much about their own weight ? Well, it's true. Second observation, after the complimentary "Happy Holidays" from a Triathlete, they will immediately thrust upon you how much weight they have gained? Oh, it's true. Some will even tell you the incremental weight by a certain date, followed bythe daily average gained per diem. Oh, it's true. Triathletes are obsessed with their own weight. Ever listen to two Triathletes talk about how much weight they put on over the Holidays ? The only thing worse is three Triathletes talking about their fat absorption. Have you ever heard from a Triathlete, who counters back they lost weight during the holidays with an enormous grin on their skinny faces ? This is usually follwed by another Triathlete ricchoting back, "why? were you sick?"
If you're ever at a Holiday party and you did to fill a vacuum of about 35 minutes, find a Triathlete and ask him about his weight.