Succeeding at being Wrong - 6 steps

In no particular order:

1. Obtain all your information from a used car salesman.
2. Blurt out the first thought that enters your head.
3. Watch countless repeats of "Info-TV".
4. After failure ; do it again to see if you get the same result.
5. Argue you're not after you're told you're wrong.
6. Avoid common sense in general thinking.