James Franco delivers a level four performance as the lab chemist perfecting "113" thats end game is to reverse alheimers. What the fudge? Am I watching Planet of the Apes? It was, without any camio from Charlston Heston or Roddy McDowell from the 1968 original. No, I was not effected by having to sit in row 4 from the screen. Side bar conversation here, how in gods name does anyone, watch a wide screen movie in row one ? I'd rather do a yoga back bridge, on a carpet of nails while two 10,000 watt air search light beams flash in each eye than sit row one. Go to your local Drive-In, stand so your nose touches the screen, take four steps back ; that's Row one. Oh, but the leg room ? Couldn't make out the ocean blur but had mega room for my legs to stretch. Go ahead & enjoy your movie. Cineplex should pay movie-goers who self-mutalate themselves to sit in Row one? Before i get back to the PotA, a message to the owners of Cineplex. Please fire the contract cleaners and replace the carpet because the stench in the theatre is bacteria alarming.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes is an entertaining movie, the adaptations and life like chimps are truly eerie real. I was expecting more in the story plot especially being a true fan from the originals, nonetheless I would give it three and half stars. I know what your thinking, not much of a movie review. Your right.
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