Would you Care

sitting here pondering if waste removal will take place this morning, b-man gently snores, keeping warm beneath granny wool blankets, briefly listen to Cockburn's wondering where the lions are from portland, oregon, typical monday morning there is a fifty percent chance the recycle bin will land upside down, today for you statisticians, i say 22 percent doing my quick gut math, oh ya, gut math, they don't teach gut math at high school or a the U's, lady passes me on the 400 with her garmin in full site, how did you and i get around before the garmin ? four remotes or harry potter wands in our sod house, guests must figure out which wand holds the mythical zapping power, if your to do list is in your pocket ; is that a hidden agenda? i suppose if we never had February 29th's that one december we could be getting sunburn at the beach, time tells ; or tell time ? time as a tale ? tale of times? in time we will have tails? if the UN made it legislative to erect chain link fences along all international borders, would you care? if CNN is off on the weather this thursday, would you care ? if your local art gallery is on open monday to friday, nine to five, would you care ? if the very last box of kraft dinner ever was sold in Des Moines, would you care ? would Ya? if Buffalo was just a fictional place in a JK Rowling novel, would it matter? would you care ? suppose the first Olympics didn't happen in Greece ; but Bowling Green, Ohio ? would it matter ? would you care ? if Tim Horton played right wing would his coffee taste different today ?